CHURCH STATE SEPARATION QUIZ

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Below you will find a few of the questions from a Church State Separation quiz on the Freedom From Religion Foundation website.

What Do You Really Know

About The Separation of State and Church?

1. The U.S Constititution says that the United States was founded as a Christian nation, based on the sovereign authority of God
a. in the First Amendment
b. in Section VI
c. in the Preamble
d. nowhere

2. How many times does the word God appear on the U.S. Constitution?
a. 0
b. 1
c. 3
d. 6

3. How many times does the Declaration of Independence refer to Christianity or Jesus?
a. 0
b. 1
c. 3
d. 8

FIND the answers to these three questions below.

For the full 21 question quiz, click HERE.

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The Freedom From Religion Foundation in Madison, Wisconsin has a page of FAQs about Church/State Separation that can be found HERE.

Or you can read “Is America a Christian Nation?” from the

Freedom From Religion Foundation HERE.

Find my two other posts for the 2009 Blog Against Theocracy event:

IS AMERICA A CHRISTIAN NATION?

AMERICAN LEADERS' THOUGHTS ON RELIGION

Quiz Answers:

1. d, 2. a, 3. a

MORE BIBLE QUIZZES - when you need a good laugh

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On a great parody web site, Landover Baptist Church, you can find numerous Bible quizzes on subjects as diverse as sex, women, science, logic, sin, creationism, diet, slavery, wrath, damnation, punishment, and the teachings of Jesus.

Take the quizzes to test your knowledge of the scriptures. At the bottom of each quiz you can click on the answers where you will find Biblical verses as references for the correct answers.

Hint for earning a high score ---choose the most ridiculous, horrific, antiquated, sexist, politically incorrect, cruel, inhumane, unscientific, or hilarious answer and it will usually be the correct choice.

Below are examples of several quiz questions:

How long is a woman unclean after the messy act of childbirth?

A. She is not unclean at all for childbirth is a perfectly natural and quite beautiful act.

B. The woman is unclean until the baby's umbilical cord is cut and the woman and baby are fully cleansed with soap and water.
C. The woman is unclean for seven days for any child she has.
D. The woman is unclean for seven days if the child is a boy, but she is unclean for twice as long if the child is a girl.

Did God order his early followers to honor Him with animal dung?
A. No. You honor God solely by following His commands and loving His son.
B. Yes. Before Jesus, people atoned for their sins by sacrificing animals and their dung to God. (But only if they burned the dung outside town.)
C. Yes. You can show your love of God by shaping cow dung into the face of the Virgin Mother. (But you must wear gloves.)
D. None of the above.

Why are there clouds in the sky?
A. Heat causes water on the Earth to condense and rise into the atmosphere where it forms clouds.
B. Clouds are God's footprints in Heaven and are made up of the dust from his feet.

How long can a person survive without oxygen?
A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

If you retain the services of a prostitute, but are careless and impregnate her, what should you do for her in return?
A. Nothing. Prostitution is a sin that makes the woman equally culpable for the pregnancy.
B. Pay child support until the woman marries or the child reaches the age of maturity, whichever comes earlier.
C. Kill the Godless whore! (particularly if you find out she’s a relative).
D. None of the above.

What does God foresee happening to those who make predictions about what God will do?
A. If their predictions are accurate, they are likely to earn a good living.
B. They will be rewarded in Heaven with riches unthinkable to mere mortals for spreding God's message.
C. Their parents will kill them.
D. None of the above.

HAVE FUN !!!

Find another Bible quiz from the Freedom From Religions Foundation HERE.

Quiz Answers: D, B, B, D, C, C

BIBLE QUIZ

Below you will find a few of the questions you can find on a Bible quiz on the Freedom From Religion Foundation website.

What Do You Really Know

About The Bible?

1. What is the last of the Ten Commandments?
     a. Don't steal.
     b. Don't covet your neighbor's wife and property.
     c. Don't boil a young goat in the milk of its mother.
     d. Love your neighbor as yourself.

2. What is the penalty for working on the Sabbath?
     a. You will be stoned to death.
     b. Neither you nor your offspring to the 5th generation can

          enter the tabernacle.
     c. You should sacrifice two unblemished she goats.
     d. You will be disinherited from the kingdom.

3. What is God's name?
     a. Jealous.
     b. Righteous.
     c. Holy.
     d. Jehovah.

HINT: If you don't know the answer, choose the one that sounds incredibly ridiculous.  You won't get them all right, but you're sure to earn a higher score than by blind guessing.

See the answers to these three questions below.

For the full 50 question quiz, click HERE.

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When you need a good laugh,

find more Bible Quizzes at the

parody web site for the

Landover Baptist Church

 HERE.

More information on the Bible can be found

on the FFRF site by clicking

  HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.

Quiz Answers: 

1. c      2. a      3. a